We’re not a nation chock full of upstanding citizens by any stretch, but sometimes you just want to hide when you realize that the rest of the world is watching our celebrities as proof of just how outrageous we can be. In fact, being from the same country as some of these celebs is just plain embarrassing. From horrible plastic surgery to that vague clueless quality that makes you wonder just how she got so far and made so much money, we find ourselves shaking our heads in shame.
Carrot Top
He might have been funny once upon a time, but today he’s a bit more of a freak show with bad cosmetic surgery than anything else. Chest and arm implants? Really? Perhaps it’s time to live comfortably off the savings we hope he accumulated from the good times.
Lil’ Kim
She used to be kind of cute, but today she’s looking rather disturbingly like Michael Jackson with the huge amounts of plastic surgery and globs of make-up. Hopefully Kim realizes that perhaps it’s just better to be yourself sometimes.
Britney Spears
Sorry to do it to poor Britney again, but it would be so much easier if we didn’t have to try and explain her antics or hide pictures of her bare bottom from the young girls who love her music.
Jessica Simpson
The poor girl. She was beautiful to look at but apparently empty-headed to an extreme. We feel sorry for her loss when the coyotes ate her dog, and we’re sorry that she’s had a rough time of it from the media, but perhaps it’s time to shake things up in a whole new way for poor Jessica.
Rush Limbaugh
We’re okay with leaning conservative or liberal, but Limbaugh takes things too far by getting offensive and outlandish. From attacking the ailing Michael J. Fox to stirring up trouble where no trouble lies, Limbaugh needs to stop popping pills (again) and get himself together.
Courtney Love
Married once to a music legend, this girl seems to struggle with her sanity and common sense. In 2009 she sued because a hotel threw away a piece of her artwork – a statue made from dead chickens. She's also posted bedroom pictures online of her....and her pet turtle. Right.
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