The bountiful harvests of fall are upon us, and we have a rather bountiful crop of celebs worthy of our praise and thanks.
Julia Roberts
For giving us a golden girl who has never done anything wrong or said a cross word. You’re beautiful, classy, apparently a great mum since your kids are smattered all over the papers and just seem like someone worthy of a relaxed evening at home.
Angelina Jolie
Thanks for keeping us guessing. There for a while we thought you were into incestuous relationships with your brother, then you were a bit goth with Billie Bob’s blood around your neck, but now we know you are simply addicted to adopting and having children. Did you say recently you wanted two more?
Brad Pitt
Thanks for making the rest of the men buck up and pay attention. If you can handle 6 children and still claim to be happy, sane and in love with the woman who collects them like candy, that means there is still hope for the rest of the reluctant dads out there. Thanks for being a positive role model for others!
Jack Black
Thanks for making us laugh. A true comic genius who can star as easily in children’s films as he does in mainstream ones, Jack is funny, adorable and just easy to enjoy. He can sing, too which is a gold star in our book.
Taylor Lautner
Thanks for keeping it real in the vampire sagas. Edward was always a bit too cool and aloof for us, but seeing such a warm-blooded young man on screen – shape shifter or not – just brings out the hot-blooded nature in us all.
Britney Spears
It’s a bit cruel, but we must extend a final thank you to Britney for providing so much fodder over the years. She’s lovely on occasion and outrageous on others, but through it all, we were all cheering for her and at last things seem to be coming together for this fallen pop princess.
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