6 Celebrities Who Apparently Cannot Dance

In the world of dance, there are the true rigors of professionalism and then there are the celebrities who try their hand at formal and Latin dances on Dancing with the Stars. Some of these celebrities are surprisingly good. Others are shameful. Some make you smile, others make you cringe. But through it all, it’s good to know that not every celebrity is gifted in every way – even if they do have the funds to take some serious private lessons.

Macy Gray

Macy is rumored to have regretted her decision to dance on television, and we can’t say we blame her. She was painfully inadequate compared to the other celebrity dancers. Even Tom Delay out danced her and that is painful to admit.

Ashley Hamilton

Not particularly famous for anything, the gentle Ashley Hamilton was just released from Dancing with the Stars last week. He was absolutely unmemorable and is mentioned only as a second-best to his father, George Hamilton.

Cloris Leachman

Absolutely cringe-worthy, Cloris Leachman had a great deal of fun on the dance floor, but the rest of us could barely stand it. It’s still not clear if she actually used any of the required dance steps or not, but she did manage to appear drunk on many occasions, although it might have just been her age.

Adam Carolla

He might have been a decent dancer, but we never got a chance to know. After his first dance, one of the judges offered him a paltry 5 out of 10 points. Carolla, true to his own form, simply called her a bitch and was voted off.

Steve Wozniak

The Apple billionaire might be a nice guy, but he didn’t do much to put nerds back on the map as far as dance skill and rhythm is concerned. He was a favorite of the people, primarily because he did dance so terribly. It was painfully fun to watch. Short round men should probably avoid doing the Worm on live television purely on principle.

Tucker Carlson

Known best for getting into verbal spats with other political commentators, Carlson lacked dancing skills and bipartisan support after his abysmal performance. He was the first celebrity to be ranked lowest by both the audience and the judges.

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