Matthew McConaughey clueless about sex

Matthew McConaughey was clueless about sex.

The 'Fool's Gold' star admits he had no idea about the female anatomy, despite studying numerous adult publications when he was younger, and was totally hopeless when he first got intimate with a girl.

He said: "From checking out Playboy I always thought - we still don't have a better word for it than vagina, do we? I thought it was behind the pubic hair, and it faced horizontal. You know, east/west, not south. So the first time I got to third base, man, I was hunting for a long time. I was real spooked about hunting around, so it took about an hour to find."

The actor - who has a nine-month-old son Levi with model Camila Alves - also claims he finds every member of the opposite sex attractive.

He added in an interview with America's Elle magazine: "I think Anthony Quinn once said, 'There's something wrong with any heterosexual man under 80 if he can't find an angle with every woman.' There's a lot of truth to that.

"I see it more with black women, who get dressed up and they're wearing everything to fit snug, and they're walking the walk. And you're like, 'Man, look at you go! Where did you get that?' She might be a larger package, but boy, she sure understands how she's wrapped."

When he isn't thinking about sex, Matthew admits his thoughts often turn to more unorthodox subjects - how to wrestle animals.

The 39-year-old hunk said: "I have thought about how to win that fight with the grizzly. He's going to rear up, open his paws, and come down on you. You're going to have to shoot the gap, go in straight to the chest, and take your bowie knife to the gut and pull up through the rib cage. If it's a death shot, that grizzly's going to fall on you. The real trouble's going to be getting out from under it.

"I have dreams about this kind of s**t. I don't want to wrestle any of these things, but that's what I'd do if the situation arose."

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